tattooedzombigirl:

mother-entropy:

orchidvioletindigo:

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

calido:

TIL Carly Rae Jepsen and Naruto Uzumaki, better known as the biggest LGBT+ advocates to this day, are close friends in real life

caspercryptid:

caspercryptid:

Hey mutuals friendly reminder that

• I am drowning

• there is no sign of land

• you are coming down with me

• hand in unlovable hand

I can’t continue the bit I’ve decided I want to be loved now

crustaceousfaggot:

crustaceousfaggot:

I like my men how I like my wine: full-bodied and with fruity undertones

For those of you who aren’t getting this: I like FAT men who are GAY. They are COOL and I want to KISS THEM

:)

hello again fuckers, might have to come back here after twitter dies

rootintootinextremedeutan:

clairenatural:

tumblr i have been here for almost a decade

Took you long enough to figure it out idiot

vansantfilm:

sorry babe i can’t hang out tonight my quest marker says i have to report back to the jarl

teaboot:

piss-bong:

piss-bong:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough I need to be vacuum sealed

Someone do this to me

As a sex shop worker I have what could be either excellent or upsetting news

evilnicegirl:

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

if only there was a way to stop my back pain

(this is me btw)

iamoutofideas:

pics-that-make-u-want-to-tuch-it

mellointheory:

crazy-brazilian:

okay but in her defence

pizzaback:

1972-012a:

i watched the episode where lisas president and bart asks her to legalize it and shes like What and he just looks at her like this

gay marriage

skazuhira:

quirkybrittany-blog:

horses are incapable of human speech (◕‿◕✿)

It’s always a good time at quirkybrittany. Follow her for a peasant and hipster-free blogging experience ♒(★‿★)♒!

this perfectly preserved comment from 2014…. peasant and hipster-free indeed

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE